if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
this boner is exhausting
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP