Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.