Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."