Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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