there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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