I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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