How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
