i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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