I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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