Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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