we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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