The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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