I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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