Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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