They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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