i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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