is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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