White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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