Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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