Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
my poor anus
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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