Will you blow on my dice?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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