she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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