How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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