What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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