Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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