Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Boobs are out for the taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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