im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Michael Bay diarrhea
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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