it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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this will be a night to untag.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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