Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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