Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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