Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
