Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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