it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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