I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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