Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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