He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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