its not stalking. its research.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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