I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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