i don't like sucking hair
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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