moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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