Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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