i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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