Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If its not for food we ain't going out.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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