Kiss
Puke
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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