Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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