i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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