The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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