It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
MIDGETS
????
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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