i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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