Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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