Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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