I wish my penis had an off switch
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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