Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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