They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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