i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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