i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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