Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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