Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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